Tuesday, January 11, 2005

The Year in Review, 2004

This post is a meme devoted to the best sentence in the best post from each month in 2004 from my old blog, The Ramblings of a Madman. Again, stolen from srah. I am just a blatant thief.....

January 21: Dean is the emotional equivalent of Mr Toads Wild ride, bouncing off walls, high off of some sort of amalgum of Sanka and bumper sticker glue.
February 11: Second, it's very reassuring to know that I'll be staking my survival in a roaring ocean to 4 square feet of fabric, foam and beer farts.
March 16: Meanwhile, people like me wax poetically about Bananarama and the theme from Greatest American Hero.
April 15: I've decided to stop being polite.
May 21: So, in light of the fact that I am an absolute expert, here are TJs 10 Greatest Sit Coms of All Time.
June 22: There is sick. There is ill. Then, there is the flight home from Vegas.
July 27: How nostalgic can you be about a concept like "a little while ago?"
August 6: Tranquility Breeds Acuity
September 14: Suffice it to say, it is the story of the world's biggest dork, Mark Cuban, leading the greatest collection of people with all the cockiness in the world, and no reason to have it.
October 8: Ok, I am totally ripping this off from a guy who ripped it off from George Carlin, but just some phrases that I think need to go:
November 17: This show says that it caters to the "black lesbian feminist" as the host and her two life partners discuss pertinent issues. Is there a more narrow demographic on the face of the earth?
December 21: 100 things my son should know:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you ripped off brian regan with that pb&j in a jar take also.

Consigliari said...

I know. I was re-reading, and I totally did....