Where you been?

Wow, almost a year since anyone has posted here. What the heck happened? Who cares. We're back, and coming with much more authority than before.

Memo to girls: We will hold the door and wait for you, you don't have to run. Ever see a woman coming towards a door you just exited, and you hold it because you are a good guy, and that's what good guys do? Well, near the end, most girls will give that head down, shy jog at the very end. Look, we knew how far away you were when we held the door, so we have already decided we don't mind waiting. Trust me, if you were so far that holding it would be too much of a hassle, we wouldn't have held it. There is a threshold for people when holding doors, and if you cross it, we transform into doormen for that moment. You have complete autonomy to maintain your pace. We've calculated your arrival time, so speeding it up isn't necessary.