Of Cancers and Labia

In honor of my "procedure" tomorrow for removal of my labial basal cell carcinoma, here's a lineup of lip and cancer all-stars -- Enjoy!

LABIA MAJORA
Guess the owners, win a prize*

Note the fullness, the almost perfect symmetry, and the mischievous pout -- and dream about never, ever, ever touching them.

This specimen displays the same qualities of fullness and symmetry; however, these lips are slightly open, indicating a longing -- no, not for you, pervert.

This pair has a slightly less full upper lip, but still possesses the hallmark symmetry and shine. The smile on this face indicates pure, unadulterated joy, thus she possesses far too much self-esteem to consider lowering herself to kiss someone of your caste.

NAME THAT CANCER

Here's a creepy looking fellow:

Yikes!

And you thought nothing passed through Mauritania!

Do you have a kind, emotional, romantic, imaginative, sympathetic, nurturing, and intuitive character, but one which is also prone to changeability, moodiness, hypersensitivity,revengefullness, depression, and clinginess?

Have a great weekend everyone, and remember me with a lower lip.

Answers:

Lip 1 -- Jolie

Lip 2 -- Johansson

Lip 3 -- Alba

Cancer 1 -- Basal Cell Carcinoma

Cancer 2 -- Melanoma

Cancer 3 -- Tropic of

Cancer 4 -- Astrological sign

* -- congrats, you win. . . unfortunately the prize is confirmed creepiness.