Good weight loss decsions:
1. Ran 2.28 miles (-.5 lbs)
2. Cut mayonaise from diet (-1 lb)
3. Replaced blood with vodka (-12 lbs due to dehydration)
4. Exercise 2:00 a.m. (wwf with car + street brawl) (-.25 lbs)
5. Puked in friends bed (-2 lbs)
Bad weight loss decisions:
1. drank my weight in beer (+ 12 lbs -4 lbs due to deydration= +8 lbs)
2. ate pizza, french fries, burritos, ranch dressing on salad, more french fries, french dip sandwich, some other shit that cannot be good for my fat ass!
Side effects of new diet:
Things are askew. Walked past witmer's room and the blinds looked straight. thought it was a good idea to use the pile driver onto a honda full of heads. Mistook cop car for bathroom. mistook female cop for doormat.
more later.
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