God Help Us!!!!!

There are two steps to understanding this blog:

1. Watch the Apprentice regularly AND
2. Visit this link: http://www.stacyrotner.com/speaking.html (preferably without jumping out of the nearest high story window)

Now that we're all terrified of what the world has become, a little levity . . .

I think we should get a copy of the enrollment lists from "Rots'" speaking engagements and send each and every person attending to a Korematsu-style internment camp in the Arizona desert. These people pose a far greater risk to our society than the Nazis did, or Al Qaeda does now -- they're like a Koreshian cult mixed with buzzard sounds. Hopefully, no one will shell out cash to listen to Rots speak about: Lessons Learned from the Apprentice, Feistiness Counting, Dating Lessons Learned from the Apprentice, Women in the Legal Profession, Ten Legal Tips Every Woman Should Know, Getting Ahead as a Woman, Dating 101, Dating Tips for Young Professionals, Motivational Speeches at Graduation ceremonies and school lectures, Learning How to Ask for (and Get!) What you Want, not taking No for an Answer, or Aiming for the Stars (even I couldn't make this shit up -- check out the site!). Hopefully, as Consigliari and I, anticipate, this speaking career will be a horrible failure for Rots and we won't have to cordon off these whackos from society. But alas, cheer up, Rots -- Consig and I have an alternative money making plan for you!!!!

In short, this is how the new plan works: Ms. Rotner speaks on a given television channel constantly, forever (like if hell were Trump's boardroom). In exactly-opposite-from TV telethon fashion, callers can call in and donate Rots money to shut up. But that's not all, for given pledge amounts, viewers can actually travel to the set and shut Rots up themselves. Here are a couple of hastily-put-together possiblities: For $1,000 you can shut Rots up with a boat-oar; For $2,000, you can shut her up with the hood of a moving car. You get the idea -- the possibilities are limited only by human ingenuity!

Since we're such good samaritans, Rots, you can even use this concept without paying us royalties. I have a hunch, though, that you probably won't. But even then, we win -- we'll never hear you again, and we'll get out of listening to you with a sentence of only Thursday Nights' time served.