LABIA MAJORA
Guess the owners, win a prize*
Note the fullness, the almost perfect symmetry, and the mischievous pout -- and dream about never, ever, ever touching them.
This specimen displays the same qualities of fullness and symmetry; however, these lips are slightly open, indicating a longing -- no, not for you, pervert.
This pair has a slightly less full upper lip, but still possesses the hallmark symmetry and shine. The smile on this face indicates pure, unadulterated joy, thus she possesses far too much self-esteem to consider lowering herself to kiss someone of your caste.
NAME THAT CANCER
Here's a creepy looking fellow:
Yikes!
And you thought nothing passed through Mauritania!
Do you have a kind, emotional, romantic, imaginative, sympathetic, nurturing, and intuitive character, but one which is also prone to changeability, moodiness, hypersensitivity,revengefullness, depression, and clinginess?
Have a great weekend everyone, and remember me with a lower lip.
Answers:
Lip 1 -- Jolie
Lip 2 -- Johansson
Lip 3 -- Alba
Cancer 1 -- Basal Cell Carcinoma
Cancer 2 -- Melanoma
Cancer 3 -- Tropic of
Cancer 4 -- Astrological sign
* -- congrats, you win. . . unfortunately the prize is confirmed creepiness.
